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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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ronaldkn0x:

*makes fun of weeboos*

*is a huge fucking weeaboo*

(via not-the-scars)

Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

not-the-scars:

attackonyolo:

shintaro-eyes:

matsuokarinofficial:

aphameripan:

beepony:

hinata-froyo:

coalgirls:

thisshitfunny:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

Cowboy Ass 

Ass

Love ass!

space ass

hetalia: ass powers

attack on ass

Beyond the Ass

Say, “I Love Ass”

Pandora Ass or Ass Hearts

ass butler

How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

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putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

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WHY
DO
SUNBURNS
ITCH

good cop: just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
bad cop: okay sir you're free to go
good cop: oh bad cop like bad at your job. I get it.

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dumbledore-giving-head:

teengrrrlsquad:

Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed

so this is what people do at art school

dumbledore-giving-head:

teengrrrlsquad:

Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed

so this is what people do at art school

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frostingpeetaswounds:

queen-bee-of-blogs:

frostingpeetaswounds:

tumblr has a lot of disagreements and arguments but at least we all agree that nash grier is a piece of shit

I am pissed off by this….
Like what did he ever do to you….
Or anyone….
Fuck whoever made this post.
Fucking fuck you.!

(via agent-jake-the-dog)

trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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THEME: ROTFERKEL
Pokeball - Pokemon