Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.A visitor.
It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it
Go home asteroid. You’re drunk.
"asteroid near miss" "possible total destruction"
FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW
497. When one muggleborn student first cast ‘Aguamenti’, they screamed “HOLY JESUS I’M WATER BENDING!”
503. Muggleborns love speaking in Simlish.
525. No one has the heart to tell the Disney-loving, first-year muggleborn girl the truth that mermaids do not have gorgeous red hair nor do they sing about wanting to be where the people are. However she soon finds out from a library book.
536. While at Comic-Con, muggleborns cosplay as Wizards and Witches and get a kick out of it because they’re just in their school uniforms.
449. When a student confided in their muggleborn friend about being a werewolf, the friend simply responded with “But you don’t have abs…”
Beck was a real friend
Beck was a great everything
445. Some muggleborns and halfbloods really like baking, something they learned at home. When the homesickness hit they used to not have a place to go, until one Slytherin girl went and asked the house elves if they could borrow the kitchens at some point in the week to cook and bake for themselves. Unsurprisingly, the house elves agreed. Every Thursday night there is a Kitchen Club meeting attended by students of all houses. Even some purebloods like to come.
i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr
I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.